No End In Sight
"Mo' Coffee, Mo' Pickles"
(Hoggy McPickles Late Night News)
As most of us know, Hoggy McPickles is McPickles News' Late Night Correspondent. Hoggy has just filed the following report:
"Dsilverb has lost his mind. He is currently working on a memorandum which may qualify for a Pulitzer Prize for boring, tedious non-fiction. With no end in sight, Dsilverb storms on, speaking to the night-cleaners, pummeling his keyboard, and checking box scores from last night's baseball games. As he approaches midnight, it will be difficult for him to keep his mind together. Already he has written the following sentence in his paper:
"Oppressed So Hard They Could Not Stand, Let my People Go....
Go Down Moses way down to Egypt's land, Tell O Pharaoh, Let my People Go..."
More as the Night Unfolds......
-Hoggy McPickles


1 Comments:
A quick jerk might help.
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