Welcome to the World, Sammy Sharp......

"New Sharp Boy Enters World, Razor Industry Stock Skyrockets"
By Snatchy McPickles
Bethesda, MD (McPickles News)

After going into early labor yesterday afternoon, Samuel Jacob Sharp was born this morning at around 6am. Sam came in at 7lbs, 5ounces. Samuel Jacob is named after Jana's grandmother and Jeremy's uncle.

Jana is doing well and Jeremy, of course, is an emotional wreck. "I can't look at her and Sam together without breaking down," said Jeremy.