Surgery Today

Well, I am going to leave work in a few hours, pop a sleeping pill, and go under the knife. Needless to day I am a bit scared. Anyhoo, in the event I die donations will be accepted at the following charities:

1. Boyardee University
2. Fried Chicken Association of America
3. Jeremy Sharp Foundation for Video Game Studies
4. Ministry of the Crystal Tabernacle, c/o Rev. Buddy L. Haffner
5. The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy
6. Society to Change Karen Rogol's Name Back to Karen Youman
7. PBS

I will be in touch in a few days.......now, time for gauze, blood and ice packs.