10,000

"Amazing California Adventures Gets Nailed 10,000 Times"
By Snatchy McPickles
McPickles News, "Bringin' Home the Beef Since 1928."

Early this morning, "Amazing California Adventures" was visited for the 10,000th time. It took a little over two years, but the milestone was accomplished. So, I got that going for me.

Who was the 10,000th visitor? Well, my sources have told me that it is none other than One Dr. James Lakey from Durham, NC. Dr. Lakey will receive gift certificates for a free in-house massage from Haffner Crisco Rubdowns, based in Washington, DC. Said owner JW Haffner, "I'm excited to rub Jimmy down in Crisco. But I'd be more excited to rub myself down in bacon fat." Dr. Lakey was not available for comment.

Here's to the next 10,000.....