Robbery at 2824 Riverside Boulevard

Sacramento Police Department
October 15, 2008
Report of Officer Snatchy McPickles

Point of Entry: Entry through kitchen window. Window jarred loose.

Victim: 32-year old male, white, jewish. Likes Popeye's.

Items Stolen: Flatscreen television, computer, bucket of chicken.

Evidence Collected: Handprint on kitchen window taken. Clear prints. Handprint is large, like Shaquille O'Neal large.

Time of Entry: While victim was at work.

Time of Exit: Same

Point of Exit: Backdoor.

Other Remarks: Banner fucking times in Sacramento........